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Now
Accepting Reservations! Additional cruise information available
below.
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To
The Point Cruise Lines is excited to offer the ultimate adventure
cruise, along the pirate-infested coast of Somalia!
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| Ultimate
Adventure Cruise Route |
Rates
and Availability |
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| Ship
Name |
Starting
Price |
Days
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Availability |
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Sun Splendor
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$5,200.00
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5
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Fully
Booked
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Grand
Voyage
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$6,150.00
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7
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Reservations
Available
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Horizons
IV
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$7,091.00
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10
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Reservations
Available
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Horizons
III
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$5,200.00
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7
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Fully
Booked
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| Grand
Voyage II |
$6,300.00 |
7
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Fully
Booked |
| Grand
Voyage III |
$5,200.00 |
5
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Reservations
Available |
| Coastal
Paradise |
$5,200.00 |
7
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Reservations
Available |
| Coastal
Paradise II |
$8,200.00 |
10
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Reservations
Available |
| Peril
Princess |
$5,200.00 |
7
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Fully
Booked |
| Peril
Princess II |
$5,200.00 |
7
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Reservations
Available |
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We
board our luxury cruise ships in Djibouti on the Gulf of Aden near
the entrance to the Red Sea, and disembark in Mombasa , Kenya seven
adrenaline-charged days later. Reservations start at only $5,200
per-person (double occupancy, inside room) and $6,900 (verandah
complete with bench rest).
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You'll
relax like never before!
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That's
because you are welcome to bring your own arsenal with you. If you
don't have your own weapons, you can rent them from our onboard
Master Gunsmith. Enjoy reloading parties every afternoon with skeet
and marksmanship competitions every night!
But the best fun of all, of course, is...
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| ...Pirate
Target Practice! |
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The
object of our cruise is to sail up and down the Somali Coast waiting
to get hijacked by pirates!
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| Weapon
Selection |
Price
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Description |
AK-47
Light Assault |
$12.00
Per
Day
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On
a budget? Rent a full-auto scope-mounted AK-47 for only $9/day
with 7.62 ball ammo at $12 per 100 rounds: |
M-16
Full Automatic |
$25.00
Per
Day
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Rent
a full auto M-16 for only $25/day with ammo attractively priced
at $16 per 100 rounds of 5.56 armor-piercing: |
Barrett
M-107 50 Caliber |
$59.00
Per
Day
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Hello!
Nothing gets a pirate's attention like a Barrett M-107 50-cal
sniper rifle; only $59/day with 25 rounds of armor-piercing
ammo affordably priced at only $29.95. |
RPG
Launcher |
$175.00
Per
Day
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Want
to make a real impact? Rent an RPG for only $175/day with
three fragmentation rounds included! A true favorite among
pirates, rent one today and show you care!
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| Customer
Testimonials |
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"Six
attacks in 4 days were more than I expected. I bagged three
pirates, my wife nailed two, and my 12-year old son sank two
boats with the mini-gun.
This wonderful cruise was fun for the whole family" --
Fred D., Cincinnati, OH
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"Pirates
0, Passengers 32! Well worth the trip! Can't recommend it highly
enough!" -- Ben L., Bethesda , MD
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BUT
WAIT, THERE'S MORE!
Twin
mounted mini-guns are available for rental at only $450.00 per 30
seconds of sustained fire!
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Additional
Cruise Line Services
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- Need a spotter?
Our professional crew members can double as spotters for only
$30/hour.
(spotting scope included, but gratuities are not)
- Also included:
Free complimentary night vision equipment - and throughout the
night, coffee, pastries and snacks are always available on the
main deck from 7pm until 6am
- Our deluxe package
comes complete with gourmet meals and all rooms offer a mini-bar
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OUR
SATISFACTION GUARANTEE!
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We
guarantee you will experience at least two hijacking attempts by
pirates or you'll receive an instant $1,000 refund upon arrival
in Mombasa.
How can we make that
guarantee? We operate at 5 knots just beyond 12 nautical miles off
the coast of Somalia, thus in international waters where pirates
have no rights whatever. In fact, we make three passes through the
area's most treacherous waters to ensure maximum visibility by Somali
"mother ships."
We repeat this for
five days, making three complete passes past the entire Somali Coast.
At night, the boat is fully lit and bottle rockets are shot every
five
minutes with loud disco music directionally beamed shore side to
attract maximum attention.
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ACT
NOW!
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Cabin
space is limited so you need to respond quickly. Reserve
your package before May 31st
and get a great bonus - 100 rounds of free tracer ammo in the caliber
of your choice! So sign up for the Ultimate Somali Coast Adventure
Cruise now!
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BUT
THERE'S EVEN MORE!
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Reserve
now and be automatically entered to win a 5 minute time slot
on the Captain's own Twin Browning 50 Caliber M2HB installation!
"I haven't
had this much fun since flying choppers in ' Nam . Don't worry
about getting shot by pirates... they never even got close
to the ship with the crap they shoot and their lousy aim...
Come on board and bag your own clutch of genuine Somali pirates!"
--
Mike W., Savannah, GA
"Holy crap! I mean literally, I crapped myself! This
gun shook the deck like thunder, and I was laughing so hard
I just had to release it. AWESOME!-- Jim W., Tampa, FL
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